Do you sometimes find it hard to choose your favorite title for your posts?
I had a few, I will try them out on you…
Smart Aleck Retorts
Here are some carefully chosen situations that there is a funny response given:
1. The police officer got out of his car, as the kid who was stopped for speeding,
rolled down his window.
The officer said,
“I’ve been waiting for you all day!”
The teenager replied,
“Yeah, well I got here as fast as I could!”
The cop finally stopped laughing, sending the teen on his way without a ticket.
2. A truck driver was driving along on the freeway when he noticed a sign that
read: “Low Bridge Ahead.”
Before he knew it, the bridge was right in front of him and his truck got wedged
under it. (This happened on Central Avenue which is Rte. 37, Delaware, Ohio.)
Cars were backed up for miles, back into town.
Finally, a police car made it through on the traffic. The other side of the road
was open, so it was hard to convince people to let him through!
The policeman got out of his car, walked to the truck driver, put his hands on
his hips and said, “Got stuck, huh?”
“As the small town legend goes” the truck driver replied in a smart a- – way,
“No, I was delivering this bridge and ran out of gas.”
3. It was mealtime on an airline flight. (Wonder what airline still serves a meal?)
The flight attendant asked a passenger seated in First Class section:
“Would you like dinner?”
The person asked,
“What are my choices?”
She smiled and leaned over, saying in a confidential tone:
“Yes or no.”
4. A lady was picking through the frozen turkeys last Thanksgiving, at the grocery
store. She couldn’t find one big enough for her large family, coming from out of
town. She finally flagged down a stocker, a young man, asking:
“Do these turkeys get any bigger?”
In a deadpan tone, he replied, biting his grin back:
“No, ma’am, they’re dead.”
5. A flight attendant was stationed at the departure gate, to check tickets.
As a man approached, she extended her hand for the ticket and he opened
his trench coat and flashed her.
Without missing a beat, she requested:
“Sir, I need to see your ticket, not your stub.”
I have become rather ‘lazy’ on Wednesdays, giving you smiles but no original
thoughts. It was another hot day and hope you found these to be ‘cool’ and
Let me know if you don’t mind this kind of ‘break’ from my usual researched
and informative essays or my activity oriented adventures with friends and