Isn’t it ironic? By the time you’re old enough to know your way around- –
you’re not going anywhere or are too tired to stay up!
Happy people- – can enjoy the scenery, while on a detoured route.
Happiness comes through doors- –
ones you didn’t even know existed (or you didn’t even open).
Ever notice the ones who are late
and keep you waiting- –
have less worries or cares?
Living on Earth is expensive,
cost of living goes up every year,
But it includes a. . .
My boyfriend and I had words. . .
I didn’t get to use Mine!
Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
I just got a flyer in my mailbox.
It says I can have sex at 59.
(Soon approaching this one!)
It’s not too far to walk to apt. 59,
I don’t even have to go outdoors.
I won’t even have to put my clothes on!
I can just wear my pajamas and slippers over.
Here’s a great idea for your voicemail.
It will take care of your ‘pesky’ friends
and family, ones who may be ‘toxic:’
“Hello, this is ______. I am not available
right now. Thank you for calling. I am currently
making changes in my life.
Please leave a message. If you don’t hear back
from me soon consider yourself one of my changes.”
Now, in addition to these happy solutions above,
for your encore presentation. . .
Stay tuned for 4 Maxine quickies!
1. Is it true, that you never really learn to swear until you learn to drive?
2. If a cow laughed, would milk come out of her nose?
3. Whatever happened to Preparations A through G?
4. As income tax comes around once a year did you
ever notice that you can put the two words,
“The” and “IRS”
Smiles to you and yours!
Hope you have a sunny day!