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Maintenance

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Happy Hump Day or Wacky Wednesday!

How do I blend a short piece on car maintenance and on growing old and

being a happy person? I will ‘wing it!’ Calling this maintenance is a bit of a

stretch…

When asked about how to take care of your car to keep it running longer

and what to do “Under the Hood,” here are several random men’s answers.

These answers were found on an Advance Auto advertising poster.

Here’s Lucky Seven pieces of Advice on Cars:

1.  Dan in Chicago says,

“Do it once right, or don’t bother.”

2.  Cory in Boston says,

“The hands show you put in a day’s work.”

3.  Alex in Tampa says,

“The fact that you’re elbow deep in grease shows your passion.”

4.  Tony in Chicago says,

“Anybody can cut their lawn, but not everyone can work on their car.”

5.  Felipe in Houston says,

“Show me your knuckles.

“That shows me something.”

6.  Matt in Chicago says,

“I like the sense of accomplishment,

knowing I did it.”

7.  Dave in Boston says,

“To clear your mind of the day,

you go to the garage.”

 

Our new slogan at the Advance Auto Distribution Center #23 is:

“Under the Hood,

On Top of the World.”

(We bought two more car repair parts chains. I like to buy the Yankee

Candle air fresheners and the cleaning products. I don’t repair my own

car, but I can certainly ‘fix it up on the inside!’ Smiles! Robin)

Here’s some funnies for the older people out there:

1.  “I’m not 40 Something

I’m $39.95 Plus

Shipping and Handling!”

2.  “I Don’t Perspire or Sweat Much,

I Just Have Short, Private

Vacations in the Tropics!”

3.  “A Balanced Diet:

Chocolate in Both Hands. (Mostly women.)

A Burger Using Both Hands. (Mostly men.)”

 

The Last Funny of the Day for “Hump Day:”

“It was a small town and the patrolman was making his evening rounds.

As he was checking a Used Car Lot, he came upon two little old ladies,

sitting in a used car.

He stopped and politely asked the ladies why they were sitting there in

the car? Were they planning on stealing it?

“Heavens no, we bought it.”

The patrolman replied,

“Then why don’t you drive it away?”

The ladies giggled,

“We can’t drive.”

The reply to this was,

“Then, for Pete’s sake, why did you buy it?”

Wait for this… (off color response, appropriate for Hump Day, coming):

“We were told that if we bought a used car here

We’d get screwed… so we’re just waiting.”

 

This is the lasting message of the day. We don’t stop laughing because

we grow old. We grow old if we stop finding humor in things around us!

 

Intermissions: Oscars’ Commercials

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As with the televising the Golden Globes, the

Grammy’s and the Super Bowl 2014, the 86th Academy

Awards show had the best, most fun commercials I had

seen for at least a couple of weeks!

I think the most imaginative and creative commercial

used one of my own personal favorite “devices,” of

wordplay! The word was “garage” and the writers went

‘to town’ with that and the variations that we all

associate with the use of the word.

Do you know which product I am talking about?

Can you guess what the name brand is yet?

I like that the commercial, itself, doesn’t

reveal the product until they have fun playing

with word usage.

The advertisers start by listing inventors. Leading

your imagination to fill in the blanks.

“The Wright Brothers started out in a garage. The

companies of HP, Apple, and Amazon were created,

out in garages. Famous ‘garage bands,’ like the

Ramones, made music in a garage…

Some of the most remarkable innovations in the

world have rolled out of a garage. . .

Introducing the 2014 Cadillac.

It goes to show you, never underestimate the

power of a garage.”

(This is paraphrased, may have extra details

in the actual commercial!)

J.C. Penney has come up with a new advertising

campaign, capturing my attention. I find myself

studying and staring at the people out in the

world, enjoying the outdoors, some dressed up in

classily designed clothes. Watching others in

casual wear clothes on urban streets. I think

the CEO’s have some fabulous clothing designers

on ‘board’ at JCP!

I like the nostalgic device of using the song,

“Everybody’s Talking.” This great Harry Nilsson

song includes the lyrics of, “Only the echoes of

my mind.” I also love sweet, green and good ole’

Kermit the Frog, too. These memory-evoking ploys

are being utilized by the Lipton Tea Company.

I loved the new Google Play stories and movies

commercial. It has short clips of famous books

characters and movies. I think this is always

good product placement, during an award ceremony,

to have intermissions giving ‘homage’ to film and

the power of WORDS, too!

The montage of clips of international heroes,

including comic strip ones, like Captain America

and Superman, has a clever product attached.

One source on the internet (beliefnet) said:

“The Pepsi Mini had a better tribute to the magic

of movies than the Oscar’s broadcast clip reels.”

Here are 2 of the advertising slogan for Pepsi

Minis:

“Pepsi- Little cans with Epic Satisfaction.”

and,

“A movie quote can be as satisfying as a

Pepsi Mini.”

Whoever doesn’t laugh out loud or snort their

drink while watching Tina Fey’s newest two or

three commercials for the American Express

company, doesn’t have a sense of humor!

I was actually drinking an iced cappuccino, that

I have created and make my ‘week’s consumption’

on Sunday. I was in the middle of a sip when here

is Tina Fey, of Saturday Night Live fame, writer

and director of several movies, actress in the

movie I think is both hilarious and heart-warming,

“Admission” and the famous ‘impersonator’ of

Sarah Palin. She is in a black and white short

film, crouching down by her washer with piles of

laundry around her, avoiding her family. She is

saying something about trying to get work done

and then she has to head out to the store for

something needed. I am too busy laughing to

hear her narration, sorry! She ends up at a

store, using her Am Ex credit card.

Another one has her somehow feeding a baby?

Doing something where she has somehow ended

up with yogurt in her hair, does she care?

No! She is off to the store, getting something

and talking to a stranger in line, while she

is grabbing stuff. She has a bag of potpourri

in her hand, stuffing some in her mouth. She

says something wacky about it giving her good

breath. “It smells good in my mouth,” the line

she delivers to someone.

Each commercial is like a short precisely timed

and well delivered comedy sketch! Love all of

these, maybe they have been around longer than

this, but I paid attention to the commercials

on Sunday night.

Hope you enjoyed my trio of Oscar’s posts and

found something among them to chuckle at. I

was told by someone in one of my own recent

post comments’ section that I wrote so much

they had to go get a snack in between reading,

to be able to finish it!

***This made me think seriously about how

we write on our blogs, in our posts.

We may wish to entertain ourselves, pouring

out our thoughts and salving our wounds.

We may wish to bring something into another

person’s life and meet their needs with some

shared lessons, learned in our own lives.

We may want to meet our ‘audience,’ learn

from them and become better writers.

Or all of the above!***

(reocochran. 3/4/14)