Category Archives: Jane Leeves

I’m Not Making This Up!

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The crazy thing is, I have written some character studies on three

homeless people around Delaware, Ohio. I have also, tried to use my

imagination and intuitiveness, to dig deeper and build these essays

to include more well-rounded characters. Well, a man who has talked

to me a few times, younger by at least ten years or more had asked

me for my phone number before.

I did not tell him my phone number. I did tell him that he seemed

‘too young’ and I had ‘enough male friends already.’ So he launched

into a lower-voiced, loud whispered ‘tirade’ against women who ‘judge’

him!

Honestly, he looks quite attractive, so that is not my reason for

not handing out my phone number.

Wait a minute! I am not known for being judgmental.

I pointed out, looking anxiously at the librarian to see if our

voices were reaching her ears, in her audible range,

“Women need to be careful about giving details to people they

really don’t know!”

Let’s start at the beginning…

This younger man I met, had introduced himself as Chad a few weeks

ago, at the library. He’s the man I may have mentioned was heading

awhile ago to Roop’s (Roop Brother’s Bar) to sing for Open Mic night.

He had asked me if I would like to join him for a drink and wait

until his turn to sing at Open Mic Night.

I had not taken him up on an offer for a drink. This may or may not

‘ring’ a bell, but since I mention lots of details, I would not expect

you to remember this one man. I liked the way he smelled, (like a

bar of Irish Spring soap!) and he wore a nice pair of blue jeans,

a plaid flannel shirt in greens. He was thin, wiry with dark ‘salt

and pepper’ hair.

I felt a little uncomfortable that time a few weeks ago, as I walked

home. Not afraid he would jump out in the alley behind the library,

but mainly contemplating my motives for not giving my phone number

out or taking him up for a simple drink out. I used to go to that

particular Thursday night regular activity, enjoying the local

musical scene, including Felicia’s friend, Morgan Treni. I spent a

few moments thinking about whether or not I had been judging him.

It could be truthfully, my decision was partly impacted by the

fact that he was also using a computer in the library.

I know, that would be kind of ‘two-faced.’ It did make me stop

and wonder whether or not to get involved.

Mainly, I am not Cher!

I am not Jennifer Lopez!

I cannot afford a younger man, who may be an aspiring singer!

This makes me smile, thinking as my mind wanders off to last

Wednesday’s “Hot in Cleveland,” show. That is a little ‘gem’

which I like to play ‘channel surfing’ with, catching glimpses

of its incredibly funny ‘take’ on older men and women’s love

lives. The bonus part is how there have been so many other

oldies show up to take a role in the show. I enjoyed when the

“Emergency!” show squad showed up, the “CHIPS” guys were in

a Cleveland bar, at the same time the characters were, etc.

Only one other post was on this subject, the one where Wendie

Malick’s character wears a product similarly to Depends.

I laughed last week, when Betty White sashayed into the room,

while the others, Valerie Bertinelli, Jane Leeves and Wendie

Malick were sitting on the sofa and a comfy chair. Her funny

announcement, tickled me:

“I have decided to take a lover!”

The ongoing conversation stopped, of course. Another added

titillating detail was thrown out, in a provocative tone,

“And he is much younger than I am!”

She raised her eyebrow and gave each of the women in the room,

a glance or a wink. Betty White is a professional and knows how

to ‘milk’ a crowd and build great laughs. This show is ‘filmed

in front of a live audience,’ too! They were roaring and hooting,

too!

So, along with being not as rich or flamboyant as Cher or as

incredibly beautiful and hot, like Jennifer, I have to say I am

not as bold and brazen as Betty White’s character is, on that

comedy show! (By the way, if you ever get a chance to see this

show, or wish to know the background on this fantastic cast

with lots of comedic histories for each character, you can look

it up! I used to watch Wendie in “Just Shoot Me,” Jane in “Frasier,”

and Valerie Bertinelli, as a teenager in the show, “One Day at a

Time” and later, in “Touched by an Angel” and movies, too. )

So, I was busily typing and trying to get my May Monthly Calendar

rough draft completed over the weekend. I had plans to pick up

my two grandsons, we had chosen a few titles of movies, were

going to have an egg hunt, along with hiding in the dark later

that evening, using flashlights. I was dressed for the first

destination, after I picked the boys up: Mingo Park.

Chad was sitting next to me, asking me how he could set up

a wordpress account, along with his having heard there was a

website to get money for potential production of musical CD’s.

I really was mad at myself, for being ‘too friendly’ to this

man and also, for my being accessible. I could not get up

and leave my computer, get in line and get a number, since

it was one of the ‘busiest’ computer days: Saturday!

I wrote down the word, “Kickstarter” on my little pad of

paper. Whispered that he could look into this online,

for helping raise money for his CD. Then, I added,

“You could get the website printed on cards to pass out

at Open Mic nights around the city of Delaware, and even

in Columbus.”

Big mistake!

I again, had led him to believe that I cared!

“I cannot keep doing this, Robin,” I thought to myself!

The next thing, was the last straw though. You will not

believe this one!!

Chad leaned over and asked me where my apartment building

was and how much was rent there?

Of course, I got nervous. I have conflicting feelings about

helping people when the situation brings me into a position

where there is a potential for danger. Also, somehow he may

wish to use me as a reference.

I had to look Chad, who is kind of cute for a younger forty

year old man, and say:

“I cannot tell you this. Sorry, Chad!”

He got up, humphed in a tone that was loud enough to catch

the librarian’s attention and gathered his backpack and stuff.

He crumpled up the piece of paper with the word, “Kickstarter”

on it, throwing change and his wallet, along with a notebook

into the backpack.

As I was leaving awhile later, the sympathetic librarian said

to me,

“You know, he is homeless. He lives at Andrews House, in the

homeless loft.”

Of all the luck…

I will try to restrain my overactive guilty conscience and

let this one go!

After Sandusky came Cleveland…

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I have to admit there have been lots of times I was grateful to

be part of the big city of Cleveland. I moved from Sandusky to

Cleveland, where I felt that we had a more active life.

We moved to a subdivision, named “Bretton Ridge.” It had a busy

neighborhood pool, ice skating rink and sidewalks. My parents

joined a few card clubs and had Progressive Dinners, where each

couple would prepare a course of a multiple course meal. They

would rotate the host and hostess duties, from one home to the

next. Children were not invited, but there were plenty of fun

things to do around North Olmsted.

We still enjoy watching the Cleveland teams. We are fans of all

the different entertainment opportunities that are around that

area. I liked living close to Lake Erie, the metropolitan parks,

the downtown Public Square area. My parents still took us once

a year to Cedar Point Amusement Park, which became more and more

popular, expensive and crowded. (I ended up working there for

two summers and enjoyed living in the dormitories, although they

were hot!)

I am proud that “Cleveland Rocks!”

Thank goodness for Drew Carey and others who continue to bring the

city to light. I am a big fan of Drew’s sense of humor and his

ability to engage in improvisational comedy skits, too. He has

made our lunchtime show, in the break room, “The Price is Right,”

quite enjoyable.

There are numerous actors, past, present and upcoming that have

come from Cleveland.

The sights are diverse and interesting there. I still feel the

“Flats” is a fun place to go and listen to jazz, rock and roll,

along with R & B bands.

I like the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame and Galleria, for places to

go. The Tower City has been replaced with the Horseshoe Gambling

Casino. There are more, new plans for the renewal of Cleveland’s

downtown area.

I never turn down a chance to go to the ‘new’ Cleveland stadium,

which was first called, Jacob’s Stadium, then is currently called,

“Progressive Field.”

Another wonderful actor, who graduated from Ohio Wesleyan in Delaware,

Ohio, is Wendie Malick. Her show with some major stars, including the

hilarious and ageless, Betty White is “Hot in Cleveland.” This show

is on TV Land channel. It continues to make me proud. I liked Wendie’s

other endeavors, such as she is active in pro-green, environmental and

water supply projects. I just love her wacky humor.

I was hoping that the Depends product being featured in Wendie’s

character’s (a soap opera diva) would have been seen by my friends at

work last night. Alas, my coworkers had not watched it.

With Wendie’s comedic flair for drama, her swishing across the room

wearing a pair of protective underwear was so funny! This was so her

character could be the spokesperson for them. She was practicing,

trying to look sophisticated, despite the swishing noise emitting

from inside her pants… The scene had me rolling on the floor,

laughing!

That’s all for Cleveland and my little “shout out’s” to the ones

who are featuring our great Hometown of Cleveland on T.V. these

days and nights!