Happy celebrating an Early St. Patrick’s Day!
Several of my coworkers were heading out of
work, since today is our ‘half’ day, to buy
some green beer. They said, “Come on, Robin!”
No, I just could not do it! Now, I would have
said, “Yes!” to green eggs and bacon, or green
Anyway, while we are on the subject of drinking,
I thought I would share one of those humorous
forwards that land in my emails! I am actually
going to type it in, since you never know what
may be attached to this! I changed a few words
so no plagiarism lawsuits will ensue! Ha Ha!
Also, this will help us all…
IMPORTANT HEALTH INFORMATION:
Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
Do you suffer from shyness?
Do you sometimes wish you were more
If you answered yes to any of these questions you
may wish to find a physician or pharmacist about…
Cabernet is the safe, natural way to feel better and
more confident about yourself and your actions. It
can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell
the world that you’re ready and willing to do just
You will notice the benefits of Cab, as those who are
familiar with this beverage call it. Almost immediately,
with a regimen of regular does, you can overcome any
obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and
you will discover many talents you never knew you had.
Stop hiding and start living.
Cabernet Sauvignon may not be right for everyone. Women
who are pregnant or nursing should never use it.
However, women who wouldn’t mind nursing or becoming
pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include dizziness, nausea, vomiting
incarceration, loss of motor control, loss of clothing,
loss of money, loss of virginity, delusions of grandeur
and a desire to sing Karaoke and play all night rounds
of Strip Poker, Truth or Dare and Naked Twister.
The consumption of Cab or other wine or alcohol choices
may make you think you are whispering when you are not.
The consumption of Cab may cause you to tell your friends
over and over again that you love them.
The consumption of Cab may cause you to think you can
sing (or other talents you do not have in your ‘wheel
The consumption of Cab may create the illusion you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most
Now, just imagine what you could achieve with a decent
Shiraz, Pinot Noir or Merlot!
No matter what- Enjoy your weekend!!