Category Archives: Milk Duds

Halloween’s “A’coming!”

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My two precious granddaughters, who I labeled the “M & M’ girls were over last night.

We built a slide out of my youngest daughter’s discarded yoga mat and pillows. We

played with my oldest daughter’s Barbies, recently donated to join my collection. She

is the one who has two boys… We played ‘make-up’ and ‘dress-up’ along with reading

all of my Fall books. They still like the story about the two mice who are on two sides of

a pumpkin, tending it and growing it into the, “The Biggest Pumpkin Ever.” They also

liked the simple cardboard preschool books about pumpkins and trick or treater’s. The

last reminder of a great book for this season is, “The Nutty Nut Chase ” book.

We watched the  original “101 Dalmatians” with the scene animations being so lovely,

designed to entrance and bewitch the viewers with fall leaves and engrossing, dangerous

winter scenes. My Marley exclaimed about the chubby puppy who I think is named “Rowdy,”

“That puppy needs a diet!” I noticed that the man of the household is smoking a pipe, which

would not ‘do’ in today’s children’s cartoon movies. (I have to say in the ‘old days’ I would not

have even thought twice about weight problems of puppies nor smoking pipes in my dad’s or

granddad’s mouths.) This came up with my Santa Claus which is porcelain and old-fashioned

“‘Twas the Night before Christmas” books, all still having pipes with smoke circling the head

of Santa Claus l, by ever observant children.

When we were finally settling in to sleep it was around eleven o’clock. I was ‘pooped,’ but wished

to ask what they would be for Halloween. They are BOTH going as “Elsa’s” character from the

movie they so love, called, “Frozen.” Would they go as ‘twins?’ No, they would not since they

are the same person both being, “Elsa.” I so love that no one says, that silly word, “Duh!”

anymore.

I mentioned that I will be up at my Mom’s for the holiday. They asked, almost in unison,

“Why can’t you I be here with us?”

I remind them each time this subject matter comes up, “I hope you will be with me when I get

old and come visit me when it is my birthday.”

Wouldn’t you know 6 year old Marley woke up and asked me to get out the art supplies. Even

before they ate the pancakes I had made them!

I required the two little girls to go “Clean up first.” I began singing the “Clean up” song which

caused  Makyah, age  3, to groan and moan. I ignored her, getting paper, scissors, markers,

crayons, lots of stickers out (I had quite a supply when I left preschool special ed. Paid for, as

I used to always do, with my own money for extra seasonal supplies and books.) While Marley

laid on the ground, Miss Drama Queen, Marley got right down to business, used to

this responsibility in her kindergarten classroom.

They put pumpkins, scarecrows and turkeys on 5 x 7 index cards saying,

“Nana, please write, ‘Happy Birthday, Great Grammie O’.”

Marley needed help to copy some of the letters, but is able to write her and Kyah’s names.

Kyah added lots of “x’s” and “o’s” to hers while Marley could write out “I love you lots!”

They stapled them into a little book for my Mom to get on November first, her #86.

We headed back to their house at noon, since Mommy was going to make them lunch.

I gave them hugs and said, “See you Tuesday for your brother, Landen’s birthday and

thanks for the lovely cards for my Mom who will adore them!

Both my daughter and daughter-in-law will send Mom and me photos via cell phones of

the six grandkids. My son doesn’t text me often except to send me a ‘thinking of you’ or a

‘I love you because…’

 

Here is an (hopefully) amusing joke! You know my source, who is very reliable in her

twice weekly letters to me, inserting news articles about Cleveland, Ohio and other senior

and health related subjects!

 

COUNTDOWN TO HALLOWEEN:

“You know you are too old to Trick or Treat when. . .”

 

#10. You keep knocking on your own front door.

 

#9. You remove your false teeth/wig/hair piece to change your appearance.

 

#8. You ask for soft high fiber candy only.

 

#7. When someone drops a candy bar in your bag, and you lose your balance and fall over.

 

#6. People admire your great Boris Karloff mask and you aren’t wearing a mask.

(You may insert Abe Vigoda or other aged people who have character in their wrinkles…)

 

#5. When the door opens and others yell words, but you forget to say, “Trick or Treat.”

 

#4. By the end of the night, you have a bag of restraining orders.

 

#3. You have to carefully choose a costume that doesn’t dislodge your hairpiece.

Or one that covers up your body challenges…

**No slutty nurse costumes for you anymore! (women)

**No more Superman costumes; more likely the Pillsbury Dough boy would work. (men)

(ha ha ha)

 

#2. You are the only Power Ranger or Sleeping Beauty princess with a walker or a cane,

in the neighborhood.

 

And, as David Lettermen would say,

“The Number One Reason Seniors SHOULD NOT Go Trick or Treating Anymore. . .

 

(Are you ready for this one?. . . It directly applies to me and my own elderly problems…!!)

 

#1. You keep having to walk home to use the bathroom!

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Candy Facts

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My focus is a non-controversial post to counteract all the negative

repercussions to my last rant about taking Halloween away from the

kids! This is a fun and short post where all can enjoy the “treats” in

the subject matter.

When the major candy company founders created some of those

famous candy bars, they had famous names. Their names led to the

given names of some of our favorite chocolate candy bars.

H. B. Reese gave his name to both Reese’s Peanut Butter cups (1928)

and Reese’s Pieces (1978 in  U.S., Ireland and UK and introduced in

Canada in 1980).

L. S. Heath contributed his name to Heath bars with that delicious

English toffee covered with milk chocolate. This originated in 1914,

introduced by Leaf, Inc.. and later, 1996, bought by Hershey’s.

Milton Hershey, of course, invented the milk chocolate Hershey bar,

that now comes in semi-dark chocolate, cookies and cream and milk

chocolate with almonds. “The Great American Chocolate Bar” was

first created in 1900 and the milk chocolate with almonds in 1908.

There is a “legend” about when the man named George Williamson

started marketing in his local store, a candy bar with peanuts and

caramel covered with chocolate. It is the store clerks would exclaim

at their frequent customer’s request for the bar, “Oh, Henry!” The

Williamson Candy Co., Chicago, Illinois, began distributing this in mass

production after 1920.

The 3 Musketeers Bar, originally was produced with a TRIO of flavors,

chocolate, vanilla and strawberry (1932). I always wondered about this

one! Once WWII came around, the cost of producing all three flavors was

just “too pricey” and they just continued making the bars with the most

favorite flavor of chocolate inside.

Last fact about candy that I will let you in on, in 1929, Sean Le Noble of

Hoffman and Co. wanted to make a perfectly round ball of caramel

coated with a milk chocolate covering. When the production came up

with less than perfect, flattened mis-shapened candies, someone

declared them “Duds!” Of course, Milk Duds came into existence!

Hope these yummy candies and memories attached will sweeten your

mood, hope you won’t hold my opinions on my Halloween “evil rant”

against me!

My favorites are listed above, that is what drew me into the research

mode…

Please share your favorite “treats” with all of us, don’t have to write

much but your candy of choice in the comments!