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“Lassie” and Television’s Progress


On Friday, September 12, 2014, 60 years of television had passed by, since “Lassie’s”

first debut episode. The show was simple, meaningful and encompassed all areas of

rural living, (1954 – 1973). When they list the ‘longest lasting television series,’ they

place this show close to top of the list.


The years I remember the show, “Lassie,” best had June Lockhart as portraying my

favorite mother of all time. The father was genuinely well-acted by Hugh Reilly and

my favorite little boy, “Timmy,” was played by Jon Provost.


Although the leading “human” roles changed over the years, there was always the

faithful dog, “Lassie.” (Many dogs played this role, of course, through the years.) I

enjoyed the various transitions of “Lassie,” having family values and including life



Fast forward to September and October, 2014 for the New Fall, 2014 television


It would be nearly impossible to picture most of the newest additions to our current

television programming to last ten years, let alone 19 years.


The “CSI” and “NCIS” shows are still going strong and on this Fall’s t.v. line-up.

I am going to miss having the original show, “CSI,” with its location of Las Vegas,

when it moves to its new Sunday evening slot. Sunday is my favorite ‘catch up’ night,

with PBS, Hallmark and I still am a big fan of “Once Upon A Time” and “Revenge.”

The new Fall line up is already getting over-crowded on my own Sunday night.


I was talking to a good friend who thinks some of the shows sound “silly” and was

pointing out a Columbus Dispatch critic thought Debra Messing would be hard to

imagine being a cop, in the new show called, “”Mysteries of Laura.”

Since I would first respond, I love the silly show, “Mike and Molly.” I may be quite

blasphemous to say that “Mike” would NEVER make it on a real police force, due

to his large size…

Criticism from someone who loves all kinds of wild SyFy shows like, “Haven” and

“Eureka,”  and on regular network t.v., “Under the Dome,” should be wondering

about their own ways they stretch their imagination! I am laughing with you; not

at you, my friend!


Can you suspend your sense of disbelief and let your imagination go?

I remember the funny ways we learned, as children to open our ‘escape hatches’

and step into the Lands of Wonderment.


I shall try all the shows with female-driven plot lines. They have had ‘good fortune’

in the past. Imagine “The Good Wife” not being on,  not receiving another round of

Emmy Award nominations. I think it is nice to see women in professional situations,

not wearing an ‘apron’ and carrying out the character of a ‘housewife and mother.’

This is not to say that I don’t enjoy programs that have women who have chosen to

stay at home to do

this very important job and having this be part of the plot line, too. Choices are what

makes this a different world from the Fifties and Sixties’ television programming.


“We’ve Come a Long Way, Baby!”

I like the characters in this sweet little show about a single mother with a son, you may

recognize him from big screen movies, I “About a Boy.” I am sadly not pleased with

where they tucked this show into a 9:30 time slot. It is ‘not cute’ but original and quirky.

We, if you are a viewer, are ‘rooting’ for the handsome neighbor man to become the single

mother’s date. Although it is about a boy, it is definitely about the mother, too. Having

raised 3 children on my own, I am particularly happy to watch this one. I also like the

upcoming role of Katherine Heigl getting another chance on television in “State of

Affairs.” While Katherine Heigl left “Grey’s Anatomy,” definitely getting better comedic

roles in movies, she is still sorely missed as the character of “Izzy,” on that show. I am

looking forward to seeing her as a CIA agent. She was funny in “One for the Money,” a

movie based on the hilarious antics of a bondswoman in more than 20 books by Janet



If you liked Tea Leoni’s funny past roles you may have seen her show her acting chops

in serious dramas, too. We will see which direction she heads in, “Madame Secretary.”

She was one of the wackiest women on television for 2 years in a show called, “The Naked



I have read a decent review of “Red Band Society.” It is not a “Breakfast Club,” nor

is it one that will be all laughs, but will tackle diseases and illnesses with a touch of

humor and give it an uplifting spin. It is a group of young people who are ones who

have hospital experiences, who are dealing with personal challenges. I picture it more

like the movie, “Stand By Me,” in its tone and togetherness. It is about a ‘band

of young misfits.’


Critics are harsh when it comes to some and not so much with others. I remember

when I discovered, “How I Met Your Mother.” It was before the critics endorsed it,

awhile back. I am sad how they chose to end it, with the death of the mother but

happy the main gal, Robin, got her ‘man.’


The serious shows genre are tougher to predict. I would imagine Scott Backula will

knock the New Orleans’ version of “NCIS” out of the park. I happen to have liked his

‘goofy’ portrayal of character in “Quantum Leap.” I am not sure about, “Stalkers,” but

will support Dylan McDermott, since he is still okay after all these years since his role

as a non-supportive ‘husband’ for Julia Robert’s dying ‘wife’ role in “Steel Magnolias.”


Another serious plot line can be found in “Gracepoint.” (Not to be confused with the

CIA/FBI show about the safe house, “Graceland.”) David Tennant, from the British

show, “Broadchurch,”and Anna Gunn are two strong actors that will head up the

already critically-acclaimed and well-promoted television show. This show is set in a

fictional California coastal community.


I think that the “Forever” show that is listed on two consecutive days, for its kick-off

first two episodes sounds good.  Sadly, I lost “Journeyman” and also another traveling

through  time show just in the past two years. I will hope this one ‘sticks’ because I like

the concept. I used to enjoy “Time Tunnel” on television and “Back to the Future,” on

the movie screen.


I have been a fan of Josh Dushamel ever since the show, “Vegas.” I have enjoyed his

forte into romantic comedies, too. The actor, Dushamel will be on a new show called,

“Battle Creek,” This will be loosely based on likely crimes to be found in Battle Creek,

Michigan. His co-star/partner will be that of Dean Winters. You will recognize him,

but not necessarily ‘place’ him. I will check this one out simply because I love crime-

solving television series.


I will return to comedies. This is what a good friend in Lancaster, Ohio mentioned

when we turned 50: “Try to laugh more, watch comedies!”

I came up with a slogan, which I will hope no one else has coined:

“Humor is found in the ‘ear’ of the listener.”

(“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder.”)

So, if you liked “My Favorite Martian” did you ever try 2 seasons of “Neighbors?”

I think not, since it did not make it. This was clever, witty writing with four likable

adults, along with poking fun at Suburbia. I will miss this, unless it is on a later

schedule, it did not make the ‘cut.’


If you liked “Scrubs,” you probably followed the guy who was the janitor on over

into “The Middle,” who became the ever patient, sometimes ‘clueless’ Dad in this

sit-com. This also includes Patricia Heaton, who played the Mom/wife roles in

“Everyone Loves Raymond.”


If you liked “Taxi,” “Barney Miller” and “Psych,” you may have discovered last year’s

Emmy-awarding comedy, “Brooklyn 9-9.” Hilarious, quirky and goofy at times, but

watch out, you may laugh out loud anyway.


I am wishing that Nielson’s Rating chart were in my mailbox, because I had such a

lovely time about eight years ago, studying and analyzing the television Fall Season

Line-ups back then. The first time I had the full control of a remote control.  I wrote

some comprehensive and profuse notes for those receiving my multiple page Nielson

Ratings Report. I  am not a paid writer nor do I write for a newspaper. I was able to

honestly say this, it was all for the love of television and the future of programming

that I was inspired to carry out my ‘duties’ in this report.


My final thoughts on the Progress television has made since “Lassie” was on.

You are invited to ‘debate’ these comments, too. I love a good and lively discussion!


I personally feel current shows embrace more ethnicities, culture and show characters

with wider world views in our programming. They encompasses much more ‘diversity’

on television since my childhood days. This means the people who are represented

are not stereotyped as much, anymore.


I like that there are two children with special needs included in some popular shows.

I recommend, “Parenthood,” and if you have never seen this, start by watching the

first shows. It is cool to watch this fine young actor, “grow up” with two caring

‘parents’ who disagree about how to handle him, along with a supportive ‘family.’

I am not sure how they would ‘label’ the character, “Brick,” in the show “The Middle,”

but the family accepts him just as he is.

I feel the shows today give better examples of the way families really act, showing

varied relationships, how to handle or not able handle serious and controversial

subjects such as addictions, challenges and sexual orientations.


We have heroes and villains. The same as in the past, sometimes more graphically

(and honestly presented.)


World conflicts and images are horrifying.  We cannot ignore what is going on, bury

our head in the sand. Powerful, and yet maddening, events are daily depicted (some

consider, ‘bombarded’) on our television sets.

We are urged to ‘act’ and ‘choose’ which side of the dilemmas we will take, as a nation

and other countries must, too.

Along with this serious, somewhat negative impact of television’s immediacy to

situations, we have positives.

We have the opportunity to watch the Olympics, sporting events and international

specials, shown across the world. My coworkers and friends from the Philippines

were captivated by Pope Francis being chosen to be the Roman Catholic Pope.

Other friends were entranced by the wedding of Prince Charles to Diana. Then,

many followed the tragic ending to Lady Diana’s life. They were hopeful for the

more recent wedding of Prince William to Kate Middleton. The baby’s birth and

now, the next one on its way, are subjects that many feel are happy bits of news.


History, social studies, geography and science are subjects of programs, for

everyone to  learn about, grow to enjoy and get more educated. There are so

many fascinating shows to watch. Nature, musical and art works may never be viewed

or listened to, first hand. Other countries and animals, places that may not be within

everyone’s budget or ability to travel.


Some people are not necessarily able to buy or read the newspaper. They find out

information about the world they live in, from the television news shows.

Hurray For National Geographic, Travel Channel, PBS, Weather Channel and

other quality network programming!


We have real and make-believe images still, with our magic carpet rides taking off,

from our own homes.


There are subjects and shows I may never care to watch. I embrace and support

those who like QVC shopping, cooking shows, reality shows and true dramas,

because they are part of the wide community of television watchers.


Many of the shows I choose to watch, you may not want to watch. I got hooked on a

soap opera, during our second break at work. For the past six years, I am ‘guilty’ of

watching, “The Bold and the Beautiful.”

All the years I stayed home and babysat, I did not watch any soap operas. I did in

college, much to the chagrin of my parents, when I mentioned I was scheduling my

courses around a couple of soap operas!


I was listening, the first year of American Idol, to all the animated conversations in

the teachers’ break room. They were talking about the ‘bad’ try-outs and the odd

characters. It was in the very beginning of the national search for those who would

make it to “Hollywood.” This caught my attention and I am so glad that I started

watching it.  I can say, “I remember when I first heard Carrie Underwood’s fantastic

voice, was medium built and had frizzy hair!” Along with several well-known singers

who made it to the Top Ten or higher.


I am grateful that I don’t have to sit on a sofa and listen to radio to imagine the

great radio characters of the “Green Hornet,” “Gracie Allen and George Burns,”

or how the President of the United States looks like as he is speaking. I enjoy

hearing my Mom’s excitement when she heard about Amelia Earhart’s trans-

Atlantic plane trip and her memories of the “Fireside Chats,” with President

Roosevelt, though.


I liked how we  used to watch to find out if we had school on Snow Days. Later,

if our children or grandchildren have school cancelled. I enjoy watching to see

how ‘my’ candidates or ‘my’ issues are doing, as the voting polls report in their



I am saddened that there are blind people who cannot see, but grateful for the

inventions of special devices and increased equipment due to new technology

allowing them ‘to see’ the shows. The descriptions of the setting, characters and

other visual ‘clues’ are given. I have read about these and think the inventors are

brilliant for creating and providing this service. There are new creations in hearing-

impaired equipment, too.


Many people cannot afford to go to the movies or take a vacation with their families.

They may not go to Broadway but on PBS, they can see a Broadway play or musical.

They get their main form of entertainment from television.


There are others, lying on their back sometimes, healing from surgery or permanent

disabilities. My Dad liked to watch the comedies, while getting his chemo treatments.

Laughing made him feel so much better on those days he was nauseous.


The elderly in the nursing home I worked at for 4 1/2 years, liked to watch the shows

on TV Land, old reruns of “Lawrence Welk” and  “Bonanza,” along with their church

programming on Sunday mornings. The beauty of fireworks in our country and

celebrations around the world, brought big smiles to their faces. They enjoyed, as

I still do, the lovely creations in the Tournament of Roses Parade.


We get a sense of conscience from our ‘small screens.’  The night I watched, “Stand

Up 2 Cancer” impacted me, along with millions of other people watching. It moved

us to donate to some form of Cancer (Society) fund-raising, including Hospice Care,

research and local hospitals.


Remember “One Small Step for Mankind?” We now look forward to continued

space travel, inventions and research. When we hear of satellites making it to

Mars or other planets this gives us information that we may use in the future.


A quote about freedom from H.L. Mencken, American author and journalist


“We must be willing to pay a price for freedom,

for no price that is ever  asked for it,

is half the cost of doing without it.”


My soap box, put away for now. . .




What do you watch?

Have you heard about any new t.v. show compelling you

to ‘set your DVR’?


Funny and Amusing Commercials


On Wednesday, January 29th, there will be a special

on television that will give us previews to those

ever popular and much anticipated commercials for

products shown during the Super Bowl on February

2nd, 2014. Until then, the advertising during the

Grammys’ Awards Show was awesome and featured a

wide variety of products and themes!

There were several commercials that I enjoyed during

the airing of the Grammy Awards Show. The ones that

caught my eyes will be quickly summarized on this

extra-short post! Yeah, I noticed I used more than

2000 words to summarize the almost three hours of

television on Sunday night. Sorry about that! I even

edited some of my favorite parts, too!

The Yellow M & M got shot by a tranquilizer gun!

What is going to happen? See the commercials during

the Super Bowl and check out if he comes back to

life or what happens while he is ‘under?’

The Puppies Commercial? What were they advertising?

They are the newest part of Anheuser Busch’s ad

campaign called, “Puppy Love.” So cute and adorable!

I do know there is a Kitten Super Bowl, 2014 on the

Hallmark channel. It is supposed to be the ‘greatest

showdown of felines” starting at noon in our part of

the country on Super Bowl Sunday. Everyone loves sweet

and silly antics of little ‘critters!’

The one with Arnold Swarzenegger, with the Bud Light.

He is silly, he is definitely funny sometimes like when

he played a pregnant man and when he was in “Twins” with

Danny DeVito! He is “up to something!” He is exercising

and getting in shape, wearing a silly headband like the

famous Jane Fonda used to wear on her workout videos.

The sweet, funny and handsome trio of actors from my kids’

favorite show, “Full House” are all together in an ad.

They have a very funny line, “Don’t you think we ought to

be looking for somewhere else to live one of these days?”

or “Should we really be living together still?” John Stamos

is one of those dark, handsome men I “would not kick out of

bed for eating crackers!” He is the spokesperson for Oiko’s

Greek Yogurt and that is the ‘reason’ for their reunion!

I love the Dunkin’ Donuts advertisement, where the young man

accidentally declares his love, when a female coworker opens

up a box of Dunkin’ Donuts! I think the New Cookie Dough

donut and the other sweet treats look delicious. That is one

of my main ‘sweet tooth weaknesses!”

I love Olay’s new Slogan: “Your Best Beautiful.” It is a

natural way to attract people to their products. And, yes,

I have known a man or two who used their Olay lotion!

I also enjoy watching Sofia Vergara, as the Cover Girl

commercial features a new theme: “The Making of a Bombshell.”

I like the Lincoln Mercury car advertisement with the classic

icons of Louis Armstrong, Dean Martin, Katherine Hepburn and

others who have been known to drive a Lincoln Continental.

The theme of “The Next Generation” of classics, includes

the Navigator.

I enjoyed listening to Michael Jackson’s musical, “Wanna Get

Something Started…” while Sony is advertising their products.

John Legend made a classy car commercial with “Made to Love”

song, for the 2014 Chevrolet Impala.

Master Card included a musical personage in Justin Timberlake

and the exciting promise of his visiting the rare one (or ones)

who may use their card. This new ad campaign is called,

“priceless surprises.”

I think that the funniest part of the Grammys Show was when

they placed Terry Bradshaw and the Halftime Team, featuring

Pepsi as the sponsor. It was aptly labeled, “The Grammys’

Half Time Show!”

Are you getting excited for the Super Bowl game on Sunday?

Have you planned out your menu, (it was a post awhile back

that I started the month with…) and what activities or

possible competitions you can add to your party or gathering,

like a Chili or Soup Cook-Off?

Fun Plans


Since this weekend, from Good Friday until Easter I will be without

a computer, I thought I would post a summary of my fun plans!

I am going to be working a six hour day on Friday, darn it!

Then, I will be picking up my grandsons, Micah and Skyler with their

Mommy who is turning 33 on Friday! Wow, have the years flown by!

We will be singing and playing a game called, “My father owns a grocery

store and in it he sells… (then you say an initial or two, like “R.K” which

then the others in the car guess questions, like “Is it a cereal?” “Yes!”

“Is it Rice Krispies?” “Yes!”) This can all go awry when my sweet, creative

Art School graduate cannot spell! She one time when she was in elementary

school had us guessing (her little sister, little brother and I) for a fifteen

minute dragged out long time! She had said it started with “G” and guess

what it was? Jello! I am not kidding, poor thing! (We asked have you not

heard the t.v. ads that say and spell out, “J E L L O?”) Another time she

had us for a long time with the letter “P” and we knew it was not an edible

item at the supermarket but guess what that was? “Pansies!” Wow! Guess

it could have been much worse, with “panties!”

Another all time favorite car game is “I Spy.” The object has to be one that

everyone can see and won’t be leaving before it is guessed. This is a challenge

to the little ones because they want to say, “I spy something red…” and the red

barn can be miles behind before it is guessed or the red car can have turned off

at the next exit.

We will be singing a lot of silly songs that Nana used in her preschool

classroom, some more common than others. My boys’ favorite is, “I had

a little turtle…” and my girls’ favorite right now is “Five little monkeys.”

I have one that is a Valentine’s Day one, a watermelon one, holiday food

items one,….the kids will ask for random choices. The time seems to fly

by and they also teach me their own made up songs.

Once we get half way to Cleveland, it is pit stop and snacks time. For the

adults it is “coffee or cappuccino from a machine time!” We cannot seem

to travel down the road too far without those necessary things to consume!

We will  be arriving after my mother’s dinner time at the senior living apt.

and we will take my stuff upstairs. We may stop and drop the three of theirs

over at my brother and sister in law’s house across the street. We will be

hugging them, their big dogs, a Newfoundland and a Golden Retriever,

along with one of my mother’s dogs who did not make the “grade” to stay

at the home. This is a wild dachshund and beagle mix, she is very hyper and

yet, sweet and cute. She gets away with “murder” I tell you! We will be saying

“howdy” to the other great uncle to the kids who lives there as Artist in

Residence! He is about the best artist I have ever met and has done some

major works and sells a lot of sculptures, murals (done on family room or

other room walls, along with the ceiling in Magic Johnson’s theatre in

Harlem and the Luxor Hotel’s hieroglyphics and Egyptian designs…) and

yet, loves being there with family.

Next stop, MOM’s or Great Grammie O’s home at her apartment. If you have

not read my hysterical stories, one about the flies attacking or the one about

Sofia Vergara, please go back in my archives and laugh over these! My Mom

is a hoot and a half! Character and fun is all about our visits.

We will eat lots of sugar, in form of candy, cookies or cakes she squirrels away

from her dining room. She also buys a bags of chocolate candy and makes up

baggies of these to give the servers and workers weekly in the building. She found

out she is not allowed to “tip” so this is her way of giving back. My grandsons

will ask if they can have ice cream or yogurt, too. She is fully stocked and loaded!

We will hope for great weather like at Thanksgiving where we went to the

Cleveland Zoo. Or last year over another holiday we car pooled one town

to our “home town” where there is the Lake Erie to look out at. This is at

Huntington Beach. We have taken the grandchildren to the Nature Center in

Huntington Park, also.

This weekend, we will be going to a wonderful park close by and the dogs will

come, too. Lots of playground equipment and paths to go on. The boys rolled down

somewhat soggy, grassy hills last year and came back to the house with their wet

clothes on.

“Who started this rolling down the hill?” my daughter firmly inquired.

Both boys pointed at my artistic brother who is usually the guilty party when

there is fun going on. Did I ever mention he plays volley ball, wally ball and

a game called “whirly ball?” This is so funny because it is playing volleyball

while in a rented Dodge ‘Em go cart place. I would have to be dodging and

not hitting the balls or they would slam my head from time to time! Crazy

sports loving nut! Yes, he is still single while very handsome and smart, too.

Last part of the weekend will be our family Sunday brunch and then we head

back to my only son’s house with his crew of four children, two that came as

part of a “package deal” with my daughter in law. They will have almost every

food I ever cooked or prepared for the Easter meal. They have outdone themselves

the past four years. I am impressed and gladdened to pass the reins to their much

better expertise. My son, literally, is a chef so everything is better but they don’t try

to make many new items. Just the tried and true feast we look forward to each

holiday. It is all nostalgic and meaningful to make their mother happy. (I still miss

those 2o some years of being the “hostess with the mostest.” In the old days, both

brothers, one with his wife and her 3 children, my father and mother as our guests,

while I was there with my 3 children.

I believe in the special message of Easter but also believe in so much more!

I like to repeat the sayings my grandfather and then, my Dad would say:

“Drive like a Christian!” and “How Big Is Your God?” Those will cover our

feelings of gratitude and love for the gifts and bounty provided for our family.

I like the bubbles blowing around the park, the kites flying through the air,

and the silly children being chased by parents or each other as celebration

of  the beginning of a new season.

Enjoy your holiday or your special family time or simply~ your days off from

work! Play, have fun and be like a little child at this beautiful (hopefully)

Spring time!

Visit With Mom


Labor Day weekend is a perfect time to go out of town, if you can beat

the traffic! Going north on 71 to Cleveland, I listen to the oldies, rock and

roll, country and then my old favorite teen channel WMMS/Cleveland Rocks!

We are all fans of the Michael Stanley band and Drew Carey to name a couple

of Cleveland natives!

When I get to the senior living apartments where my mother lives, I always

haul as much stuff in the front door, drop it by the front desk and sign in

as a visitor. Then I ask, “May I be put on the dinner guest list?”

I mention that I have called my Mom three times on my way up the road.

Had they seen her today? Yes, she is the one with the little dog and so

sweet and friendly. We will tell her that you are here, since I also mentioned

that I was heading to her apt. and she may already be out and about. I

needed to get unpacked and dressed appropriately. You are not allowed to

wear shorts in the dining room and it was almost 90 degrees today!

I joined the table of four plus Mom and me. It was so interesting, not the

same four others. “Ann has moved to another table, Janet had a surgery and

is assisted living for the time being,” Mom tells me. She reminds me of the

others’ names and I go hugging her 2 friends and shaking the 2 new people’s

hands. The main subject can be weather but this time it is the service. The

high schooler “young man” is in a bad mood when he takes our orders and

when he delivers our salads dropping the plates just far enough off the table

to make a noise, but not to make a splat! The most outspoken woman, Jane,

grabs his arm and says, “Brandon, shake it off! Don’t let things get to you.”

Back in her apt. we discuss the dynamics and other news about family and

her trips on the center’s bus. We get ready to go out to Giant Eagle. She has

a list of items she “needs.” She hands me (I am not kidding!) a duplicate list

just in case we lose the first one. This is the fate of us all as we get older,

duplicate lists!

On those lists, “Four bags of dark chocolate candy, three bags of cough drops,

two jars of creamy peanut butter, bread, cookies, toilet paper and paper towels.”

She has a few personal items but I repeat the candy order, “Why, so many?”

She is going to make little bags for her table mates and also, for the servers.

In that case, could we add milk chocolate Reese’s peanut butter cups? Surely,

teenagers can have a break from the dark chocolate? No, that is a healthier

version, she answers.

We get home and unload much more than the list or what any person could

consume in one month, but okay it takes that wheeled laundry basket 3 trips

up the elevator but we are sitting with our wine glasses watching t.v. and I

mention that the purse I bought her at K Mart is a Sofia Vergara. We go

through a little memory test, “have you ever watched the  show Modern

Family?” “What is it about?” After a long explanation and including saying

Sofia V. is married on the show to the man who used to be Al Bundy on “Married

with Children,” she asks me to describe that show, remind her what that was


We are sitting quietly, her trying to remember and my trying to chill after a long

day of work, driving and grocery shopping (I am not kidding) until midnight.

We see a commercial and it has Sofia V. and she is accompanied by the song,

“Whatever Lola wants,…” and I say that is Sofia V. and she says, “Why didn’t you

say she was on the Diet Coke commercial?”

Next Adventure: I don’t like competition!!


The wine bar is close to our downtown apartment. We feel so “Sex in the City”

at times, walking to restaurants and in the summer, patios to eat on terraces…

My younger daughter catches a little of my disappointment of my first winter

dates and decides to take the bull by the horns. She has noticed someone in

the wine bar on her dates with Dennis (I will sometime if I dare, tell you about

that Menace!)

Anyway, I try the same winter dress, herringbone black and gray, silver hose

and black boots. Okay, you know it is not because it is so wonderful, it is just

one of my limited dress ensembles. Have you ever noticed that winter is the

season to never shave, never wear hose nor dresses? I like a nice sweater and

pair of corduroys for casual and a nice sweater and black slacks for dressy.

Occasionally, I will shave and go all out. So here goes nothing!

I arrive at the nearby wine bar and head for the scotch bar where I see my

daughter, her guy, and an older man. Seriously, I don’t think he could be

more average, good! I am not after an attractive man who will leave me.

But, wait, he begins his conversation, “Oh, you are ___’s mother, did she

tell you I was once married to Miss Argentina?: Are you kidding me, I ask,

in my head, of course. (I picture the beautiful, sexy and robust Sofia Vergara

and inwardly, I hope, cringe!)

Gracefully and hopefully, tactfully, I answer, “No she didn’t” and a minute or

two later, quietly wave the server over, “Check, please!”