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December Wonders


Making your spirits bright and your home fires warm,

makes me think of our Winter’s blustery cold and the

upcoming holidays. There are several directions your

faiths and belief systems may go- Kwanzaa, Chanukah,

Christmas or other ways. You may not be living in a cold

climate, you may be in the exact opposite of my location,

being greeted daily with warm sunshine, gentle breezes.

Wherever you are, I try to write a monthly newsletter to

keep up with various customs, cultures and faiths.

Please feel free to add in the comments section, a special

family tradition to make this interactive and meaningful.


Thomas Kinkade’s ‘healthy habits’ message for December is:

“Take care of your body, keeping your

body running the way it is supposed to

can be effective in lifting your spirits.”


In a December issue of Prevention Magazine,

there was a list of “7 Foods to Keep You Healthy.”

I took the list and added a few personal favorite

ways to use these in the Season of Peace:

1. Eating almonds over the holidays will add some

much needed Vitamin E.

2. Serving different peas or beans, not only add

extra fiber to our diets, fill you up more, but also

give you a great source of Zinc.

3. The special addition to carrots, sweetens your

salads or grated can be added to various casseroles

(even mac and cheese), along with Vitamin A.

4. Mushrooms, cooked or raw give you Selenium.

They can be used in dips, stuffed caps or in gravies.

5. Drinking tea, either black or green, boosts your

antioxidants. Over a warming cup of tea, sprinkle a

dash of cinnamon or nutmeg to create some festive


6. Tomatoes give you Vitamin C, which can be so great

at fighting off colds. I like to have them in salads, but

also enjoy the way you can stuff them with crushed

croutons and Italian flavorings. Nutritionists advise

heating tomatoes releases more of its healing power.

7. Yogurt, which you can include in desserts, sauces and

dips gives you those probiotics that we all need, especially

as we get older.



Birthstone:  Turquoise or blue peridot gemstone

Flower: Narcissus

I think of Poinsettias, when I think of December.


There are so many new and old books of Christmas,

along with other December holidays. This is a book

which can bridge any personal choices: “Rabbit’s Gift,”

by George Shannon and Laura Dronzek

(Harcourt Children’s Books) Snowfall, blue skies with

the beautiful effect of snowflakes and a message of hope.


December 6-

Full Cold Moon.

Full Night’s Moon.


December 7-

Pearl Harbor Day


Remembrance Day:

Wherever you live, take some moments to

honor your heroes. Those who serve and

protect us and our freedoms deserve our

meditation and gratitude.


“Believe in a Higher Being.

Believe in others and yourself.

Believe in miracles and wonders.”

(Author Unknown)


December 14- Quarter Moon.


15- Bill of Rights Day.


December 16th (sundown)- 24th:

Happy Hanukkah!



This is the 50th anniversary of the Pink Panther

theatrical short featuring Pink Panther harassing

his foil/enemy. These characters are the creations

of Fritz Freleng. This won the 64th Academy Award

presentations in the department of “Animated Shorts.”


Definitely, this is a reminder that December is the time

to enjoy, laugh and be playful. Pink Panther was so silly

and fun.


22- New Moon.


December 25th- Christmas Day.

Many religions celebrate Christ’s Birth,

Rejoice and Follow the Stars wherever your faith

takes you.

“December is a time

of celebration and joy.

A time of promises kept

and Love reborn.”

~ Flavia, 2003.


26th- First Day of Kwanzaa.

This is a festive celebration of African American

community, culture and faith. This continues

until January first.

Boxing Day- Canada, U.K., Australia and NZ.


Many people shop for the following holiday

season (2015), finding bargains and gifts for

the coming year.


28- First Quarter Moon.


December 31st-

New Year’s Eve.

“Another fresh new year is here. . .

Another year to live.

To banish worry, doubt and fear,

To love, laugh and give.”

~ William Arthur Ward

(American Writer, 1921-1994)


May you and your family enjoy many experiences of

happiness. This final month of the year arrived far

too quickly! I hope you find ways to make December

stretch, savoring these special moments. Include some

meditation to help you to relax and not get too stressed.

For me, nostalgia arrives as I take out the ornaments

and decorations of Christmas past.

May this lovely time of year fill your senses with joy and

wonder in the simple things.

Most of all, wishing all of you to experience feelings of

Hope and Peace.




Best Chapter Book for December


In 1972, I was a sophomore in high school and had not decided to

be an elementary school teacher quite yet. I found out during my

first year of teaching sixth grade that a woman named Barbara

Robinson had written quite an amusing and sentimental book

called, “The Best Christmas Pageant Ever,” that same year.

She chose Judith Gwyn Brown to illustrate this story with some

hilarious pen and ink drawings to show you the crazy characters in

the Herdman family. They compare to the Griswold family, Chevy

Chase’s cinematic, fictional family in “National Lampoons’ Christmas


When I started teaching in 1978, I subbed for a fourth grade teacher

who had left the book on the desk. She gave me the best “advice”

which I carried out in each of my classes, throughout all the middle

school teaching years. She instructed me to have the children enter

the classroom from recess, while the lights were turned off, have them

sit with their heads down and listen to a chapter or as she suggested,

“whatever fits into a ten to fifteen minutes’ time period.”

I read somewhere in the middle of the above mentioned book, where

she had left her bookmark. It was a wacky chapter and the kids were

chuckling. They were well-behaved and when instructed the student

closest to the lights turned them on. light As the lesson book plans

‘said to do’ I had them get their Language Arts books out to go over a

section which ended with an open book quiz on Poetry.

With the world being the way it is and most schools forbidden to

include religion or any kind of church activity, this may not “fly”

with the curriculum or the administration. But, I did choose to

read “The Yearling” from September, 1979 until December 1st

and switched to this 80 page long book. I could trust to read this

and finish it in three to four weeks. It has a church Sunday School

production of the Christmas story included in the plot. I am not sure

if it would be allowed, being possibly censored for a few reasons.

I would “argue” or “debate” saying that we read “Tom Sawyer” and

“Huck Finn” both having some questionable content but “allowed”

as “freedom to express oneself in literature and the arts.” Sometimes

language and colloquialisms are “accepted” within the context of the

times and places the stories are depicting.

This book about a church pageant is revealing a small town and its

simple country living story. I would say it is a “page out of Americana.”

The times would be around the fifties, I believe. Some of the descriptions

reminded me of my sixties era childhood, also. When church is part of

the plot, it is meaningful but not necessarily “preaching” about church,

attending church, the Bible nor the need for religion in your life. It is an

enchanting story that held my students over the years I taught middle

school, ‘under a spell.’ The classroom was always quiet except for the

sincere laughs and chuckles brought about this girl’s worldview and

her descriptions of that “awful” Herdman family!

I would say this book is not so much about Jesus’ birth but the way the

story transforms a rowdy set of kids…

It would be controversial in so many ways, the kids in the Herdman

family are cigar smoking, swearing and cussing, acting mean and

fighting amongst themselves and their classmates.

Let me quote the book,

“The Herdmans were absolutely the worst kids in the history of the

world. They lied and stole and smoked cigars (even the girls) and hit

little kids and cussed their teachers and took the name of the Lord

in vain and set fire to Fred Shoemaker’s old broken-down toolhouse.”

(That is a fine example of a “run on sentence” that caught the ears

and imagination of my classrooms, sometimes with as old as sixth

graders listening to the words!)

Here are the positive outcomes in this book:

1. Everyone participates in the pageant. The Herdmans create their

own unique additions and use their creative license to enhance the

plot of the story.

2. The Wise Men were supposed to leave the stage but either forgot

or chose to stay, the author says, “It made perfect sense for the Wise

Men to sit down and rest.”

3. The Mother Mary (who had a black eye, not due to abuse, by the

way, but an accident) “burped” Baby Jesus.

4. Instead of giving perfumed oil as a gift, one Wise Man brought a


5. By the time the children and audience get to the last verse of the

song, “Silent Night,” Imogene was crying. Here is how the author

captures the essence or transformation of Imogene:

“In the candlelight her face was all shiny with tears and she didn’t

even bother to wipe them away. She just sat there- awful old Imogene,

in her crookedy veil crying and crying and crying.”

6. (The author’s) Mother was the director and Father snuffed out the

last candle after the church gymnasium/auditorium is emptied.

“I guess that’s everything. All over now. It was quite a pageant.”

7. The director, Mother, and her assistant, Father were given the ham

to take home as a Christmas gift. That was a generous and polite way

to thank them for allowing them to be in the play!

8. The Herdman family would not take the candy nor the little Bibles

given to the “actors” who performed in the pageant. Imogene wanted

only the Bible story picture of Mother Mary. The author describes the

way Imogene visualized Mary as,

“All pink and white and pure-looking.”

9. The author’s sentimental feelings about Imogene were that “Mary

would always look like Imogene” (in her mind.) Further explanation,

“Sort of nervous and bewildered, but ready to clobber anyone who had

laid a hand on her baby.”

10. In the storyteller’s mind,

“The Wise Men are always going to be Leroy and his brothers bearing


The conclusion is very sweetly written, as they leave the church it is

Christmas Eve, “the night is cold and clear, with crunchy snow and

bright, bright stars.”

“And I thought about the Angel of the Lord– Gladys with her skinny

legs and her dirty sneakers sticking out from under her robe, yelling

at all of us, everywhere, ‘Hey! Unto you a child is born!'”

The author was born in my home state, in the city of Portsmouth, Ohio.

She lived in the 70’s in Berwyn, Pennsylvania. She received her BA at

Allegheny College.  She is a wife and mother of two daughters, Carolyn

and Marjorie. Possibly a grandmother by now.

This book I have reviewed was made into an ABC television film in 1983.

I have not checked this out, even while I taught; I did not realize this!

Barbara Robinson has written several books with humor injected into

her plots! Here is an example:

“My Brother Louis Measures Worms and Other Louis Stories.”

Recently, someone who reads my blog asked me to review more children’s

books. I have less now in my home, due to spreading them around and

sharing with my family. I wrote this post, thinking that it would give someone

a chance to go to a bookstore, library or locate this at a Half Price Books…

and share this story, no matter what your faith is… it includes a change in

perspectives. This young girl (the author) sees a rowdy, wild bunch of

“hooligans” in the beginning of the book, thinking they will ruin the


The transformation transcends faith.